Cops, What RULES Do You Think Are Totally Wrong?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 25 February 2026
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I hate this side of the badge. |
| 0:02.8 | Cops admit the rules they think are totally wrong. |
| 0:06.8 | The cops in my town carry nickels and feed the meters instead of taking the time to write tickets. |
| 0:12.2 | The cops in my town hide behind the corners and wait for the meter to run out so they can sprint to your car and slam a ticket on it. |
| 0:19.4 | Before I was a police officer, I was put in a sort of catch-all |
| 0:22.7 | position, police service officer. duties included evidence, custodian, animal control, court bailiff, |
| 0:29.7 | code enforcement and part-time police work. This is 2012, 2013. Kansas had rather a wet season. |
| 0:36.4 | For about a month and a half straight, we had rain almost |
| 0:39.0 | every day. Nobody had the chance to mow their grass. The city manager saw it as a grand |
| 0:43.8 | opportunity for me to start writing people tickets for their grass being too high. I told him I didn't |
| 0:48.5 | feel comfortable doing that. When asked why, I told him I didn't think it was right for me to write |
| 0:53.1 | tickets for tall grass |
| 0:54.3 | when there were city-owned properties all over the city that had grass just as tall. We went back and |
| 1:00.1 | forth. He got my captain involved and threw a fit. Before he stomped out of the captain's office, |
| 1:05.3 | he made the comment, this is my city, you work for me and what I say is law. The captain agreed |
| 1:10.5 | that he was a but ultimately said I should just write the tickets. So I went back to the evidence locker, what everyone called my business because I was the only one who had access, and I did some research. An hour later, I walked over to the city manager's office, which happened to be right across the street from me, and I handed him about 14 tickets. He asked what those were for. |
| 1:28.9 | I told him I was doing exactly what he told me to do. I was writing tickets for grass being too |
| 1:33.4 | tall. The first 14 tickets were for the 14 city-owned properties that had grass over 12 inches high. |
| 1:39.6 | He said those weren't his responsibility. I calmly reminded him of his previous comment about him |
| 1:44.5 | owning the city, and he called the chief. He insists that I be fired for insubordination. A month |
| 1:50.2 | later, I was promoted to full-time patrol officer. This happened seven or eight years ago. I was |
| 1:55.2 | eventually fired for reasons I won't get into. All I will say is I obviously wasn't going to be |
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