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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Cops Under the Influence! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.95.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored by: Better Help: Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/GARBAGE Factor: Eat smart at https://FactorMeals.com/garbage50off and use code garbage50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year. Pretty Litter: Right now save 20% on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at https://PrettyLitter.com/garbage. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

calling Seattle, Portland, San Fran, Braia, California.

0:04.0

The boys are coming west, baby.

0:05.8

We're taking the Oregon Trail out to the left coast, and we're coming to see you.

0:09.4

Grab the squad and come on out.

0:11.0

Yeah, if you're a dirtbag, we need you there, baby.

0:13.1

All tickets available at are you garbage.com.

0:15.5

See you there.

0:17.1

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.

0:31.2

Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

0:36.7

Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. Oh, yeah. So our little show, we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find it after you're to be classy. Yeah. Or just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash. I'm your host, Dave Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Toadie's in the new edition. She's going to be starting physical therapy tomorrow.

0:56.8

Okay.

0:57.2

Got her back blown out last. I'm your host Dave Trulley coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootty's in the new edition.

0:54.7

She's going to be starting physical therapy tomorrow. Okay. Got her back blown out last night. My coves is coming at you from across the table. That deserved a lot more. What the fuck? Dude, you are all. That's a killer right there. I left. I'm surprised. Last Comic Standing's not calling me, but I'll be in the writer's room.

1:13.9

Here's the CEO of our... You are all... That's a killer right there. I left. I'm surprised. Last comic standing is not calling me for that.

1:12.1

I'll be in a writer's room.

1:13.9

He is the CEO of RU Garvich. He is an international businessman. Let me tell you right now, despite what just happened, my best pal in the whole world. You can't put that on me. The last guy I'd want to have in the Foxx... First guy I want to have a foxxie.

1:24.7

Dude, you're all over the road today.

1:27.3

First guy I'd want to have in the foxhole.

1:29.2

Last guy I'd want to have a foxxie. Dude, you're all over the road today. First guy I'd want to have in the foxhole.

1:29.1

Last guy I'd want to leave the foxhole. You didn't show up late to the foxhole for being on. He left. He left me a couple of heaters. My good pal. Kevin James Ryan. Hey, what up, gang. Shout out to you. As always, thanks for tuning in. please make sure you review, subscribe on iTunes, full video available on YouTube,

1:45.5

also full video available over there on Spotify. And I got to be honest, I had new guy Luke look up the tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. Pull up the numbers over there coming in across the wire. And check in a minute. The ticker tape. Those numbers are freaking. Nice. Woo. Big numbers over there. Spotify. by it's hot all the kids like it. Shout out to it, baby. And then obviously the greatest website of all time, www. www. patreon.com. Sashari Garbage, you go over there. You get all that bonus content gang. I'm talking up to two episodes a week in addition to the two that we do on YouTube. Plus, you get all the episodes from the last four, five years.

2:17.6

I thought.

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