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From Newser.com, cops race to mass murder find yoga class instead by John Johnson.

The horrified dog walkers meant well, but when they called police to report what appeared to be a ritual mass murder, the responding

officers found only a yoga class in session.

It seems the two dog walkers peered inside the windows of the Seascape Cafe in Lincolnshire, England on

Wednesday night and saw bodies on the ground and their apparent murderer walking among them.

They were not, however, murder victims.

They were yoga students lying down with their eyes closed.

It's very dark in there, explains 22 year old yoga instructor Millie Laws.

I just had candles and little tea lights lit the whole room and I was just walking around playing my drum.

Soon after, no fewer than five police cars showed up for what Euro news calls a false alarm for the ages.

In a social media post, the cafe thanked police for the ages. In a social media post the cafe thanked police for the

quick response but assured the public that we are not part of any mad cult or

crazy clubs. Instructor laws can understand the mistake.

I guess from the outside view it could look like that because they're all really still very

nice and relaxed.

I'm sure their imagination was running wild with what was going on. Find the link to the original story in the show

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