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🗓️ 13 May 2022
⏱️ 56 minutes
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0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
0:14.0 | Please tell me why. |
0:18.0 | Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me? |
0:26.0 | I'm not sure if you're gonna be a podcast or a meme or a whole buyer or try to figure out how to use a single single. |
0:30.0 | Even though you could give me a candle and say, it's not wax, it's hard and come. |
0:34.0 | I'll still light it and go, hmm, smells good. |
0:38.0 | My guess today is a whole new stand of comedian. |
0:46.0 | Her new special look at you is now streaming on Netflix. |
0:50.0 | It's her second fucking special, right? |
0:52.0 | It's your second one. |
0:54.0 | Which is so fucking exciting. |
0:56.0 | It's Taylor Tomlinson. |
1:00.0 | BEEP, BOOP BAP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP. |
1:02.0 | An intro was so fun. |
1:02.0 | I first second I was like, is this an ad read for come candles? |
1:06.0 | Like, this is seamless. |
1:08.0 | This product placement. |
1:10.0 | Thank you. |
1:12.0 | I say something wild up top and I was just like looking at a candle. |
1:18.0 | I was like, what if it was filled with come? |
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