So for the cold open today, I just wanted to give you all an update on America's literally crumbling infrastructure.

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Okay.

So it was just reported today that in Detroit on May 9th, so like a fucking week ago, this dude was walking on this like footbridge over one of the over M10, one of the highways in Detroit to get to Comerica Park to watch a Tigers game, right? He's walking. He's walking. He's walking until he wasn't because the fucking concrete in the bridge collapsed under him and he fell 15 feet, six feet away from the highway. Oh my God. Bro just fell through a fucking bridge in detroit did he live yeah he's chilling now okay

he said he's just a walking bruise but what the fuck oh my god apparently the incident wasn't

reported to like the transportation authorities until today like what is it the 15th or 16th

imagine imagine living in the richest country in the world. Literally, literally.

Walking in the city that you live in and the ground falls from underneath your feet.

The ground literally crumbles beneath you and you fall 15 feet.

It's first world problems, maybe.

Like, where's that infrastructure money?

Yeah.

Where's it going to? Come on. Oh, my God. Where's that historic infrastructure package that Pete Buttigieg was talking about on Breakfast Club the other week? Yeah. Come on now. We live a historic investment in America's crumbling infrastructure. Roads, bridges, and rails. Why did this bridge literally fucking crumble? That's a, that's a Biden voter lost. That's a Biden voter lost. How are you going to campaign to him? How are you going to sell this dude? Or any of his family members, any of his friends. Or maybe you will sell specifically this dude. Because he's like, fuck, America's infrastructure literally crumbled beneath me. True. Maybe know? Maybe Biden can use this guy, right?

You can go door to door and say, look what happened to him.

We got to make sure it never happens to anyone else.

You could just be fucking walking and the ground crumbles beneath you.

Like the rapture just opened up and it's the second coming of Jesus Christ.

This guy survived, but you could literally be walking on a bridge over a highway and fall to

your death.

Yeah, yeah.

Do you want that to happen to you?

Well, you got to vote me back in to make sure that I do that I do absolutely nothing

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