COOLIGANS - Red Bulls and Sporting KC survive MLS Wild Card!

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Dan Le Batard

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🗓️ 27 October 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

The MLS Playoffs' field of 16 is set, with New York Red Bulls and Sporting Kansas City claiming the final two spots on the bracket! It's playoff time in MLS and the two Wild Card matchups could not have been any different! Christian and Alexis break down Red Bulls' thrilling 5-2 win over Charlotte FC and Sporting KC advancing past San Jose Earthquakes on penalties. Plus, the guys talk Andre Onana's Champions League heroics for Manchester United, Everton potentially facing a massive Premier League points deduction, and the funniest footy videos we've seen on social media this week. Who do you think will win MLS Cup? Let us know in the reviews! Exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans This is where we put everything we shouldn't say 😉 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:04.8	What's good? Come on, everybody. We out here. Whoa, you always say we out here. We, we're
0:26.4	right here. We in here. Yeah, we inside. We on your hands, bro. Okay, well, what's good,
0:33.4	everybody. It's equally good, buddy. Is it? Yeah, no, it's it may be loud for us, but not
0:41.2	too loud. It's not louder for them. But no, for us. Okay, I'm gonna bleed into our microphones.
0:46.8	You already know. Lexus is worried. What's good? Hello, my name is Christian Polanco. Yeah,
0:53.3	that's right. Christian is worried. My name is Alexis Guerrero. You better. You better roll them
1:02.0	ours. Guerrero. When you coming through here, you know, because sometimes I hear, you know,
1:06.6	some people say Alexis's name and they do the Guerrero. I don't mind Guerrero. I don't mind
1:11.2	it either, but it's wrong. Yeah, it is. I say it all the time. But the reason I say this, because
1:16.4	when we've experienced this, Polanco is an easier name though. Sure. But you've heard the non-Spanish
1:23.1	host of a comedy show go, let me give this a try on the fly to make this the Spanish way. And we
1:30.0	get a Lexi's girl. Did you drown on the host? I'm doing this to my man. I can't even perform.
1:40.3	I'm like a bump. My man is gardening. Before I pick out the toothpaste. Damn, son. Did you know
1:48.6	that mouthwash increases your blood pressure? Mouthwash? Mouthwash. Yeah, because it gets in your
1:56.8	gums. A lot of people not aware. No. It kills the bacteria that regulates it, because it goes
2:01.6	in the whole stream. That's why you're supposed to have bacteria all over your mouth. So if you
2:06.1	got stank mouth, if you meet somebody with stank mouth, just go, hey, congrats on the good heart.
2:12.0	Your breath stinks, but you health. Yeah, bro, you got booty. You got booty breath. Good for you.
2:18.6	See it. Yeah, you hate to smell it. The dog is like, oh, God, I'm glad you've been working so hard on
2:24.9	your blood pressure. Anyway, this is an ass chip. We get one get to the soccer at some point.
2:34.2	What's good, everybody? It's a, look, it's a comedy show and then soccer happens.
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