COOLIGANS - Messi touches down in America and promotion/relegation coming to US Soccer?

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Dan Le Batard

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4.8 • 8.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Ladies and gentlemen, people of all ages, he has finally arrived. The GOAT is in America! The Cooligans are back with a hilarious new episode to break down Lionel Messi's arrival on South Beach ahead of his unveiling at Inter Miami. We ask if the press conference will be more like a Latino Super Bowl halftime show and comment on some clips of Messi in the wild. The guys also give their thoughts on the USL reportedly implementing promotion/relegation within their pyramid (FINALLY!!!) and share their disappointment in the USMNT being eliminated from the Gold Cup. Alexis even unleashes a scorching hot take about Taylor Swift's song-writing that derails the show and will probably have an army of angry Swifties lining up outside of our studio. We didn't mean any harm, we promise! Exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans This is where we put everything we shouldn't say 😉 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:04.8	It's the Cool Agents, stupid.
0:15.9	Look at our side.
0:19.0	Let's go.
0:20.0	Nice new setup.
0:21.0	Same studio.
0:22.0	Let it hold on.
0:23.0	I like this doing the last time I'll do that.
0:28.8	Now the board is a little harder to reach.
0:31.9	Alexis has to do the old man noise when you get up.
0:36.0	It feels cruel.
0:37.0	I'm not gonna lie to you.
0:38.5	Just move the board.
0:39.5	Yeah.
0:40.5	Damn, Eagle.
0:41.5	Damn, Eagle, why are you so far away from me?
0:46.9	I'm just going.
0:47.9	Okay.
0:48.9	Let's go.
0:49.9	I hope if you're just only listening to that, you got to
0:58.7	make sure you watch the video to see how Alexis is moving his hands and clapping his hands
1:03.3	in a very strange way.
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