COOLIGANS - Matt Turner saves the USMNT again and Landon Donovan should stop giving Christian Pulisic advice!

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Dan Le Batard

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4.8 • 8.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Matt Turner is doing everything in his power to enhance the reputation of American soccer players, while Landon Donovan is simultaneously doing everything he can to destroy it! Christian and Alexis are back for an America-centric episode of The Cooligans today with hilarious conversations about the most important topics in US Soccer. The guys touch on the USMNT's Gold Cup triumph over Canada, Landon Donovan's horrible transfer advice for Christian Pulisic, and Megan Rapinoe's eye-watering retirement announcement. We also dive into a weekend of mystifying refereeing decisions in MLS and ask how Mickey Mouse got on the call for NYCFC-Charlotte. He actually brought great energy to the broadcast! Exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans This is where we put everything we shouldn't say 😉 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:37.0	Good talk.
0:38.0	Bulldog understands men.
0:40.0	It's the cool again stupid.
0:45.0	All right.
0:48.0	Hit it with the head of the fast finger.
0:53.0	You can't even hear it.
0:55.8	That's how fast this kid is.
0:57.8	Okay.
0:58.8	Dude, that poor girl on prom night.
1:04.8	Oh, well, she's like, there's not belly button.
1:08.8	This is how I work.
1:10.8	I'm just showing you.
1:11.8	It's an almost boosh.
1:14.8	You see, cool again, buddy.
1:16.8	Welcome to the cool again, everybody.
1:17.8	My name is Christian Fastfingers.
1:19.8	All right.
1:20.8	Mine is Alexis Lazy River.
1:23.8	Okay.
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