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Le Batard & Friends Network

COOLIGANS - Everton survive the drop and Dortmund bottle the Bundesliga!

Le Batard & Friends Network

Dan Le Batard

Sports

4.9 β€’ 8.3K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 29 May 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

There's so much to talk about from the final day of the Premier League and Bundesliga seasons, but the Toffees' victory is clearly the biggest story in Blangola! Everton will be playing EPL football next season! The past eight months may have taken five years off of Christian's life expectancy, but they were all worth it. The Cooligans analyze all the action from Matchday 38 with a specific focus on Everton's 1-0 win over Bournemouth and Leeds' defeat against Tottenham. We also look back at Borussia Dortmund's heartbreaking result versus Mainz and debate how big of a problem Bayern Munich's 11th consecutive title is for the Bundesliga. Even the 33-time league champs will get bored of winning at some point, right? All this an more on a special Memorial Day edition of The Cooligans! Exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans This is where we put everything we shouldn't say πŸ˜‰ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.

0:14.0

One thing we can all agree on, no one wants another energy crisis.

0:18.0

But just talking about it won't make it go away.

0:20.0

Here's what we're actually doing at British Gas.

0:23.0

We're increasing the UK's gas storage

0:25.0

so that we can help make energy prices more predictable for everyone.

0:29.0

And so the 8 million homes and businesses who rely on us for their energy today can rely on us tomorrow too.

0:36.0

That's enough talking. Let's get on with the doing. British Gas.

0:43.0

It's the cool again stupid.

0:46.0

There's no reason for me to start this episode.

0:49.0

Christian, let on have it baby.

0:51.0

Up the Toffees.

0:54.0

Okay, look, I know yes, you know, let's let's pour one out for the Leastahomis for the Lee Tommis.

1:01.0

But after we pour a little bit of that out, we're pouring it all over ourselves.

1:07.0

Yeah, scoop it back up in that bottle because we drink it.

1:11.0

You may not have seen this, but last episode Christian, we lit a course like can in effigy if you will.

1:20.0

Effigies bad usually so though.

1:22.0

No one knows. It could be used in many ways.

1:25.0

A Jesus candle.

1:27.0

Jesus.

1:28.0

Oh, a little.

1:30.0

If you are a product of a Latin household, you know what we're talking about.

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