COOLIGANS - Can Manchester United survive Sancho vs. ten Hag?

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Dan Le Batard

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🗓️ 15 September 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Tensions are high at Manchester United as Jadon Sancho and Erik ten Hag have come to an impasse! United just can't seem to escape the dysfunction! Reports are swirling that Sancho has been banished from first-team training by ten Hag, but how will their personal issues affect the Red Devils' Premier League campaign? Christian and Alexis discuss the latest news surrounding Old Trafford and ask who's really to blame for United's lack of recent success; the club or the players? The guys also give their biggest takeaways from the USMNT's friendlies, recap a truly strange day for the New England Revolution, and delve into a story involving sex while listening to soccer highlights. You won't want to miss this truly hilarious episode. Let us know what you think in the comments! Exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans This is where we put everything we shouldn't say 😉 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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