You don't want it, you don't need it, but you're going to get it anyway.

The Kevin Sheehan Show, here's Kevin.

It is a sports fix Tuesday, kind of.

Tommy's here for the first half hour, 40 minutes.

Then Cooley will join us with his offensive film breakdown.

I've got a very busy day that I was just describing to Tommy, and Tommy's reaction was,

do you think I really care about your day?

And I said, no, I understand why you don't, but I was just sharing it with you so you understood

the urgency of getting started here quickly rather than engaging in small talk,

which often happens before we start the podcast.

Although maybe some of our small talk would be the best thing to put on our podcast.

It might. It might. Well, one brief small talk, I want to give a shout out to a devoted listener of the podcast, Matt, from Waldorf, who I met on Friday up in Frederick.

My wife and I were having lunch out on the outside at a restaurant in downtown Frederick.

And we met Matt.

And he wound up buying us lunch.

What?

He bought you lunch?

My wife and I, fear and everything.

Really?

Picked up the whole tab.

And the only reason he did, he was about four or five tables away, but he heard my voice and recognized it.

And the waiter comes over and says, that gentleman down there is picking up your

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