Cool for cats, cool for caaaaaats & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Brace yourselves for a purr-fectly scandalous episode as Father Simon and the Confessional collective hear some truly cat-astrophic tales of sin and mischief.

Reverend Timothy dealings with a parishioner may or may not have included a suspicious nudge towards an open grave (and a funeral plan that was less than divine). Babs recounts her chaotic stay in a fancy Singapore hotel where her toddler caused a five foot floral and water disaster. Dad's confession is equal parts heat warming and horrifying: keeping the family cat, in the fridge for a final farewell, while spinning an increasingly tangled web of lies about the feline's untimely demise. And Gez's golf holiday prank on his forgetful mate with a fictional Spanish romance, doesn't go too well with his wife. Plus the Not For Broadcast Section debates questionable brownies and special sauce. We also talk shame stain colour theory and Matt's perfect Christmas gift.

It's a wild ride of redemption, laughs and the occasional feline wizard. Don't miss it!

Transcript

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0:00.0	And you didn't flush baby wipes.
0:01.8	No.
0:02.2	Dental floss?
0:03.0	No.
0:04.1	Cat litter?
0:05.2	Ah, no, no.
0:06.8	Hmm.
0:07.6	I just can't understand what.
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1:01.0	Step into our confessional. Confess all. We won't tell anyone. Just the entire nation.
1:07.7	From Greatest Hits Radio, Simon Mayo's Confessions.
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