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Head in the Office

Cooking with Gas

Head in the Office

HITO Media LLC

Politics, News

5.0797 Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

The boys tackle the latest installments in the American culture war: sexy M&M’s, gas stoves, and Biden stealing classified documents. The boys also touch on some immigration and abortion news, and tease the HITO Q&A! If you want to see the Q&A and show your support, become an official Patron! Also, if you’d like to support, you can check out our social media and leave 5-star review on Apple.

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0:00.0

The woke mind virus has struck again.

0:01.8

Oh, no.

0:02.4

And this time, lightning has struck in the same place twice.

0:05.2

No way.

0:05.8

Because M&Ms have gone woke again. Can you believe it? Eminems? M&Ms? Well, I mean, we might as well roll the Tucker Carlson clip to sort of. Yeah, let's just get into it. Let's just get into it. Because we can play clips now. Yeah, let's hear them out. Let's hear him.

0:18.3

Okay, M&Ms have returned.

0:20.1

The green Eminem got her boots back, but apparently is now a lesbian maybe. And there's also a plus-sized, obese, purple Eminem. No. That, of course, because that's what we do. One, it's like, he sounds so defeated. After getting viciously dragged through the mud after his fuckable green.

0:39.9

Almost a year ago.

0:39.9

That was almost a year ago.

0:41.5

I was looking back at old clips while I was searching for evidence to exonerate my friend Tucker Carlson here.

0:47.5

And yeah, his clip and Gutfeld's clip from last time around when the go-go boots were taken off.

0:52.7

That was January like 22nd of 2022.

0:55.8

Damn.

0:56.5

Almost a year ago, yeah, isn't that crazy?

0:58.0

It feels like yesterday. I know. It really does. Because we covered that on the show. That's such a moment. But now, now, one, Tucker Carlson is not so defeated. And two, the green Eminem is fuckable again. however it doesn't fucking matter because now she's gay.

1:10.0

The green emma is fucking gay.

1:10.6

And now I don't have a chance.

1:11.9

Yeah, exactly.

1:12.9

I don't have a chance.

1:14.2

So what is it fucking matter? I love how this has just come back around to I want to fuck the green Eminem again. And you know, Tucker is so angry that they had pop up on his transcript on his show again because he's like, God damn it. Like last that's why that's why he sounds so defeated because he saw the go go boots and he got excited right yeah and then he saw that she was gay and he's like fuck that's absolutely what he did what am i supposed to do now i think we got uh we got more clips on we got we got a lot more clips now there's the Tucker Carlson Cup. There's, I didn't even know that this was a show on Fox.

1:47.4

Outnumbered?

1:47.9

A two-mead. think we got a we got more clips on deck though we got a lot more clips now there's the tucker carlson clip there's i didn't even know that this was a show on fox this one's like a two minute clip it's called outnumbered yep yep it's got like uh four fox female hosts and one dude that's called like the lucky guy corny as hell it's really weird it's yeah it's definitely weird here's the clip. Some good sound bites like I come out of this one.

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