Convicted Lakist pt. 1 w/ David James

Dad Meat

Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey

Leisure, Comedy

4.9 • 856 Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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The king returns from the wilderness and enlightens us with his lakeside revelations. David James returns to Dad Meat and hits us with a dilemma which makes us lean towards Beyonce having a unique bird, then we discuss losing fights to prostitutes in your own car. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off and free shipping

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0:00.0	well well look at the cat drag back in back dude i'm back i was your friend of david
0:05.4	oh my bad oh hey david what's up dude welcome david james seems like me who me back on a podcast
0:16.9	you're back bitch i'm back dude sorry sorry if my energy feels different and you guys have to adjust.
0:22.7	I'm sorry.
0:23.3	It's part of my, it's part of who I am.
0:25.5	And, you know, I'm going to try to meet you guys halfway.
0:28.9	You're going to be great.
0:29.5	You're like a cat that just got back from the vet.
0:31.3	Yeah.
0:31.8	I think you'll be okay, man.
0:32.9	Just go smell everything, just rub yourself on the catches and try to suck my own meat.
0:37.9	Yeah.
0:40.8	Wow, man.
0:41.2	Yeah.
0:43.8	Just, I mean, off the top, I should probably just apologize to my enemies.
0:46.7	I know they're feeling this.
0:47.7	I know, I know there's like a gravitational pull
0:50.2	that's just fucking with them.
0:51.8	You know what I mean?
0:52.5	All my enemies, they're going to have one shoe worn out more than the other because
0:56.7	they're just getting, they're getting dragged toward a meridian that they can't even
0:59.9	understand.
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