whatever it is up front.

We're going to put on your shot.

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Hi!

Hi!

We're on right now.

See I was explaining and now, welcome to Control Chaos everybody yeah

are we already clapped are you already back?

Guys welcome to Control Chaos it is time now you know I don't like to do monologues

where I do a monologue and this

week's monologue is all about being positive and overcoming obstacles.

Guys I was at my late show on Saturday at Mohigan Sun and everybody who knows me knows that I like

weird shit and I like when the audience sometimes does weird things. Well up in the

front row there were three nurses who had had a couple of cocktails.

And about 40 minutes into the show,

the nurse who was sitting in the middle,

I just heard her go, hmm.

And I looked at her, and she had a big empty fish bowl glass and she grabbed the glass

casually pulled it over to her and just went like this

She baby birded it right into the glass everybody and I was looking at her and I was like did nobody else see nobody else saw and I thought to myself I'm not throwing her out anybody who wants to be at my show that fast deserves to stay.

My first instinct when I have to puke is get the fuck out of there.

She was like, I want to stay at the show.

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