Welcome to another episode of Control Chaos, the show that's all fun, No Politics, and welcome to my

monologue. Now listen, I was gonna do a monologue about my haircut because they cut it so short, it makes me look like a sick

child with this hat on. But instead I would like to talk to you a little bit about April

fools. Everybody who asked me yesterday,

hey you love pranks.

Do you do April fool's?

No.

April Fool's, for us pranksters,

is like St. Patrick's Day for alcoholics.

It's when the amateurs come out. It's when the amateurs come out.

It's when the amateurs.

Listen, nobody thinks you really work in Tanzania, Becky.

That is just something you tweeted out.

You're not fooling anybody.

Your meme is not that funny. Let me just tell you guys something about pranks for a second. And by the way also April Fool's is like New Year's Eve parties to me. They're like a hand job. You know what I mean? They look great in movies.

But in reality, not that fun.

Do you know what I mean? And the prank thing is this guys. Here's from a

professional prankster. I just spit across the room. From a

professional prankster. Here's across the room from a professional

prankster here's what I want to tell you pranks should hurt they shouldn't they

should stick with you for a few years they should make you go I can't believe he

fucking did that.

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