Welcome everybody and welcome to another episode of Controlled Canada.

Yeah!

A show that is all fun, no politics.

Now look, this is the first time we're on YouTube tonight we're

also no Facebook we're doing them both at the same time we're crossing streams

everybody that's exactly yeah it really is pretty excited. But just letting you guys know, Facebook guys,

eventually the show would go all the way to YouTube, but we didn't want to leave you in the dark. So there you are. There you are. And it is the first show of 2019 and you guys know that I don't

like to do monologues but I do like to do something called a monologue it's a

monologue not a monologue it's a monologue by gosh a log.

So here's the deal everybody.

Once again at the end of 2018, we were torn apart.

The country was torn apart by the thing.

We are torn apart by every holiday season

is die-hard a Christmas movie.

And I'm going to tell you something right now.

I'm going to tell you where I land on this.

I land squarely on the side of who gives a fuck.

Because seriously, like seriously, John McClain is still going to beat that ass. Hans Grover is still going gonna have the best death of all time.

It doesn't matter to me when you watch it.

I will tell you though, there are some more subversive things

that we do need to talk about like Pineapple on Pizza,

who the fuck is doing that that needs to be talked about you

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