Hey everybody

and welcome to another episode on Control Chaos!

Happy to be here at the studios

and as usual we will not start to show off with the monologue,

but we will start off with my nonologue everybody hey listen you know I your

buddy Josh is here to tell you once again about another scam I found another one you

know I always thought the biggest scam was the self checkout line at the grocery store

and to try to push that by as a convenience for me. You know you know it's

convenient for me is to sit in line with my headphones on while I return emails while somebody else does it.

You know what's not convenient?

Asking somebody what code I need to punch in for organic zucchini.

That's not convenient at all.

But that's not the biggest scam, everybody. I have found the biggest scam. I was invited by a friend of mine to eat the other night. And we went to a restaurant and he said, you're going to love this. You cook your own food. What?

What the fuck?

It's a restaurant where you cook.

No, listen, here's a deal.

I like to go places and spend money where you're going to do a job or a service that not only I can't do, I probably don't want to do.

What's next? A hooker that walks you beat off?

Like you want the person you're going to to do the job.

There's only one place in the world where I don't mind doing that dude's job

and that is at the Proctologist.

Hey everybody, you know what I mean?

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