Controlled Chaos w/ Josh Wolf: Guest Amberia Allen, Owen Smith and Taylor Williamson

Tell Me Something Good w/Josh Wolf

Josh Wolf

Comedy

4.9 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of Controlled Chaos, Josh welcomes his guests Owen Smith, Taylor Williamson and Amberia Allen and they talk about who should be cast as Tom Brady/Gronk in the Patriots movie, weird sexual experiences, a surprise visit by DJ Koupon, our best live musical performance yet and a ton more!

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0:00.0	We're on. Oh!
0:01.0	We're on.
0:02.0	Yay!
0:03.0	Another episode of Control Chaos.
0:05.0	I am your host Josh Wolf.
0:07.0	And here is my Nautologue.
0:10.0	Ladies and gentlemen, those of you who know me know that I am an extreme weather pussy.
0:15.0	I do not like cold weather and I have an adverse reaction to it.
0:19.0	Last week that was never put more to the test than when I flew into Chicago and it was minus 25 degrees now I know people have told me hey man you grew up on the East Coast
0:28.0	You should be used to the cold weather. No, guess where I don't live anymore. The East Coast.
0:33.0	You know why?
0:34.0	It's fucking cold there.
0:36.0	I'm telling you right now.
0:38.0	I will never live in a place that is so cold where you don't know your nose is running
0:42.0	until you can taste.
0:44.0	I will never live again in a place.
0:46.6	My nuts, I'm old.
0:48.3	They don't suck back up in my body anymore.
0:50.4	You know what they do?
0:51.4	They hide in my butt hole when it's too cold. I don't like it and you know what else guys?
0:56.0	Listen to me. Stop telling me it's 50 but the wind chill is zero. That means it's fucking zero outside. It does it's what it feels like it doesn't don't
1:05.9	fool me with that stuff. I am the weather pussy and last but not least we do not have to
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