Control Your Pests | SCP-5820

The SCP Experience

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🗓️ 24 April 2023

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SCP Foundation EUCLID class object, SCP-5820: Control Your Pests This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to betterhelp.com/scp today to get 10% off your first month! This story was derived from https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5820 and is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ Author: Matt Doggett Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/MatthewDoggettAuthor/ Website/Newsletter sign up: matthewdoggettauthor.com New Book Releases: https://www.amazon.com/Matthew-G-Doggett/e/B08FD5378Z DISCLAIMER: This episode contains explicit content. Parental guidance is advised for children under the age of 18. Listen at your own discretion. #thescpexperience #scp #scpfoundation #scpencounters #securecontainprotect #scpstories #scpexplained #whatisscp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You know what that is.
0:04.0	An ice cold beer.
0:07.0	What's different?
0:09.0	It's Budweiser, a perfect beer for party season.
0:14.0	Best enjoyed with your best buds.
0:20.0	Cheers to that. Budweiser, Lackenosa. Best enjoyed with your best butts.
0:22.6	Cheers to that. Budweiser, like no other.
0:25.6	Please drink responsibly.
0:26.6	For the facts, visit drinkaware.co.
0:28.6	.
0:29.6	It's insane, the man says, shaking his head.
0:33.6	I just don't understand it.
0:36.6	We're standing outside the man's house in the morning sunshine.
0:40.3	His lawn glitters with dew.
0:42.3	His name is Ollard, and he wears a fuzzy robe and house slippers with white socks.
0:48.3	He stares at his neighbor's house as we talk.
0:51.3	On the road in front of the house, three uniformed police officers mill about,
0:56.7	waiting for me to give them orders.
0:59.0	You say they were already setting up the tent when you woke up? I asked him.
1:03.4	What time was that? I always get up at 5.30, O'Lard says, so I can do my run at 5.45.
1:11.4	And yes, they were already putting up the tent.
1:15.0	In fact, it was mostly up by the time I stepped out the front door.
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