This is London Calling.

London Calling.

And so I'm very pleased to tell you this afternoon that we have completed the biggest trade deal yet worth 660 billion pounds a year, a comprehensive Canada style free trade deal.

We've taken back control of our laws and our destiny.

We've taken back control of every jot and tittle. and our

regulation in a way that is complete and unmettered.

Welcome to London calling with me James Dellingport and my very good friend and he still is my very good friend Mr Toby Young

Topes a happy new year almost to you. Yes, happy new year. And in this, because a lot of people I know, a lot of the

listeners were very upset by the mommy and daddy fighting episode that was the last edition. People just don't like us

tearing chunks out of each other and I can promise you this is going to be like the Christmas truce in World War I

where they played football in no man's land and we you know for the for the

duration we're gonna we we're going to maintain friendly terms and the only the only

twist is that I'm going to use the use this

advantageous situation to check out where your firing positions are

so that I can get my snipers to take you and your men out

once the truth is broken. I think this is what actually happened during the

Christmas Day truce. Do you think this First World War is the correct military

analogy? Isn't it more like the Spanish Civil War when the Stalinists assumed

control of the Republican forces, they started executing those communists they regarded as insufficiently

pure and Orwell was almost killed but managed none of us to escape.

Let me just guess, we just jump on the absurdity of the situation. Are you comparing

yourself to George Orwell and I'm a Stalinist? Is that what you're getting at? I do consider

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