Continual Joy | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 15 October 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.3 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.1 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:15.4 | It's always a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:17.6 | And if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services |
| 0:21.8 | I promise you we'll make you feel right at home but thanks so much for tuning in and thank you again |
| 0:27.4 | for coming out today I like to start with something funny and I heard about this middle-aged woman |
| 0:32.5 | she had a heart attack on the operating table she asked God if this this was it. God said, no, you have 40 more |
| 0:39.2 | years. Upon recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital, have a facelift, tummy tuck, lipostuction, |
| 0:47.1 | extreme makeover. Two months later, as she is leaving the hospital, she was hit by a car and |
| 0:52.7 | killed. She got to heaven and said, God, I thought you said I had 40 more years. |
| 0:57.2 | God said, I'm sorry. |
| 0:58.5 | I didn't recognize you. |
| 1:02.2 | Hold up your Bible. |
| 1:03.8 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:05.1 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:06.6 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:08.4 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:10.2 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:12.4 | Today I will be taught the word of God. |
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