How's it going, everybody?

I'm all sick, so Bob's going to do most of the talking today.

Why are you sick?

How did you get sick?

You got COVID again?

I got AIDS again.

Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.

That always gets you.

It always coming to those AIDS.

No, my kids, everyone's sick at my kids' school.

My kids have like half a day today and half a day tomorrow.

So, because everyone's getting sick so they told

them you know stay home or something i don't know that's really ridiculous that schools close early

because people get sick now that's why they keep getting sick you got to let you got to get real

sick before you can fucking you you know, you stay home.

You know, this is why everybody gets sick over every little thing and they close everything down.

No, the problem is that it's like, if anybody gets sick, it's like, you know, when AIDS was big.

What do I?

You know, probably slow down how you did with the ladies ladies but when AIDS was big like if you coughed or anything or if you had a fucking lesion so now because I remember I had a big lesion on my forehead and people held that against me yeah so you got a fucking AIDS in the face I didn't have a lesion on my forehead. But anyway, if I did, people would have held it against me. I'm saying that now if your kid's a little bit sick, like my son had a cough, you know. Yeah. So I took him to the, this is a couple weeks ago. I took him to the doctor. The doctor's like, he's fine. They took, they did a COVID test.

You know, it's just, just keep him home.

This is like on a Thursday. She said, just keep him home until Monday. So we're like, all right. So he doesn't have COVID, but like, if you cough at school. It's it. Or sneeze, they think you got something, you know? So't want to, so, so if you're the least,

like in the old days, if you went to school and you were like at a stuffy nose and you were coughing, and you were coughing, people were like, all right, kids get stuffy nose and they cough, but, but now, because of COVID, they think you're, you know, they think you're Magic Johnson.

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