All rise for the honorable judge Ethan Klein. This episode is brought to you by Express VP.

Thank you very much. Welcome everybody to the content court. Today we will be judging the

antics of one, the courtering. This is the people versus the courtering. Today we judge Jeremy

Hambley. He is a YouTube commentator that mostly covers current events, surrounding comments,

comics, video games, and the entertainment industry. He also covers drama and controversies that

occur both online and in the media. He has multiple channels including unsleaved media,

focused on trading cards, and mid-western focused on politics, with the most popular being the

courtering, which is basically a channel for being a little outrage-monger. Also isn't the

courtering like a torture technique from back in the day? Indeed. Is that what he's referencing?

I'm not sure. It also refers to courtering troops in your house in the third amendment or

something. That's really, that's not what he's referring to is it? Hey I'm going to stay in your

house y'all. I'm going to free-load in your house. Maybe to his wife, that's what it refers to.

Jeremy is considered to be a red-pilled anti-social justice warrior simp cell.

The defendant is being charged with the following crimes, four counts of inverse social justice

watering, which is you know when you're trying to be a social justice warrior, when you're trying

to be anti-social justice warrior, so hard that you actually become a social justice warrior,

seven counts of criminal, officeness, and buffoonery, and two counts of explicit simp cellery.

I feel like I'm saying celery. He's being charged with being celery. Let us proceed with opening

statements from our prosecution, AB. Would you like to say some opening words please?

Yes, thank you, Your Honor. Today, the people will advance to argument that Jeremy,

Hambley, aka the courtering, aka unsolived media, aka Midwestley, aka human leftover meatloaf,

has on numerous occasions by like a fun time. Yeah, I'll code. Human leftover meatloaf, what do you

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