All rise for the honorable judge Ethan Klein.

Thank you all. Thank you all. Welcome to the court.

Please you may be seated. Thank you for the introduction, Baylif.

It's been a while since this court has been in session, but it's good to be back.

I've got an upgraded wig and a new baylif.

It's not a lot less attractive, but more manly, I would say.

In case you get that order here, you know, strong arms and people, right.

Not that eloquent to do that, let's be honest.

Today, we have our prosecutor, AB looking very sharp.

Thank you, your honor.

And the defendant's council would be Zach in his Bass pro shop hat.

It's a little knelk boys.

Let's pack some shoes and smoke some darts.

Smokes some darts. Very good.

Today, the defendant is the knelk boys.

Nelk, you may have heard of is a prank channel.

They've been around on YouTube for a while.

As they've grown in fame and notoriety, they've also grown in notary is society.

Nitor, they become infamous.

For their antics, including scams straight up,

literally being super spreaders of COVID, and just generally being a toxic,

you know, they say they they charge the plato for corrupting the youth.

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