Construction, Mob, Sex, Movies (Live from Hamtramck, MI)
Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
Chris Gethard
4.8 • 9.1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2026
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
Live from Hamtramck, Michigan, a Chicago caller joins us with an all-time pitch: "I'm a woman in construction. I technically worked for the mob in high school. I almost died having sex . . . or we can talk about movies forever." Gethard, our caller, and the Hamtramck crowd get to all of the above and more: a horrifyingly hilarious medical scare, a mobbed-up skating rink, construction site gender dynamics, and why movie theaters still matter.
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| 0:00.0 | So you're running out of closet space. |
| 0:02.0 | The good news? |
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| 0:13.0 | whether it's that mini bag that can't even fit your phone, or those boots you never fully broke in. |
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| 0:33.1 | Louis Vuitton, and Luevae, all for up to 90% off retail, you're bound to find something perfectly on brand to fill that extra closet space with. |
| 0:41.3 | Plus, right now, you can get an extra $100 to shop when you sell for the first time. |
| 0:46.3 | Make room for what feels like you. |
| 0:48.4 | Go to the realreel.com to start selling and get your extra $100 to keep shopping at the real real.com. |
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| 1:01.0 | Hello, Hamtramic. It's beautiful,. One hour, one phone call, no names, no holds bars. |
| 1:16.6 | I'd rather go one on one. I think it'll be more fun and I'll get to know you and you'll get to know me. |
| 1:26.6 | Hi everybody, Chris Getherd here. And I know not everybody loves |
| 1:29.2 | a long intro. This one's pretty long. I want to skip about like nine and a half minutes. That'll |
| 1:33.9 | put you right towards the beginning of the call. Enjoy it. |
| 1:41.9 | Hi, everybody, Chris Getherd here. Welcome to another episode of Beautiful Anonymous. |
| 1:47.1 | It's lovely to talk to you. |
| 1:49.1 | I feel so lucky that we still get to do this show. |
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