Constipation Ray (ENT S4E18)
The Greatest Generation
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4.9 • 4.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 February 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
When Commander Archer stages a mutiny aboard the ISS Enterprise, Captain Forrest gets thrown in the brig and T’Pol gets promoted to first officer. But after a Tholian warp signature leads them to a TOS-era Defiant, the Dustbuster club restores power just in time to see their ship get destroyed. Who is definitely picking up the phone in this era? How is the CrossFit of pain different from the Orange Theory of pain? What’s the worst thing about the agonizer booth? It’s the episode that definitely had crack out of frame.
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| 0:00.0 | Here's to the finest crew in starving. |
| 0:03.6 | When it comes to my crew, you won't get any argument from me. |
| 0:07.5 | This is a parody. |
| 0:11.8 | Paramount owns the song. |
| 0:14.8 | Welcome to the Greatest Generation. |
| 0:16.7 | It's a Star Trek podcast by a couple of guys who are just a little bit embarrassed about having a |
| 0:21.8 | Star Trek podcast. I'm Ben Harrison. I'm Adam Pranica. Is Mirror Universe episode the most |
| 0:29.4 | embarrassing kind of Star Trek episode? I mean, I am not a merry man, but I will say it's up there. |
| 0:40.9 | It also, you know, we always talked about how Star Trek is the most cost-efficient sci-fi franchise. |
| 0:50.1 | And these are just like, you don't have to get any, like, this one has one speaking part that isn't a main cast member, and it's Von Armstrong, a guy that's already been on the show a bunch. |
| 1:04.0 | Like, you just trim the midrifts off of a few of the uniforms, and you slap a couple of knives stabbing into the planet |
| 1:12.0 | earth logos up on the walls and get yourself a whole new setting and vibe. |
| 1:17.7 | I like it. I know you I know you don't as a type of episode. I like a format break. I like |
| 1:26.5 | seeing actors act out of character like this. I don't like |
| 1:32.5 | when it's leaned on for like a lot of episodes, like an entire arc. But I don't know. I like a little |
| 1:42.3 | dabble into this. |
| 1:45.1 | All right. |
| 1:48.2 | I mean, I'm not saying you're wrong. |
| 1:51.8 | These are matters of personal taste preference. No one's wrong. |
| 1:52.7 | It's just opinions. |
| 1:54.0 | I was just born with perfect taste. |
| 1:56.0 | Hmm. |
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