4.6 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2013
⏱️ 85 minutes
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From the pages of DC’s Hellblazer comics, John Constantine was a blonde, British occult detective with a smoking habit and a bad attitude. The comics had a cult following and in 2005 Warner Bros gave the anti-hero the big screen treatment. Moving the action from Liverpool to Los Angeles, the film starred Keanu Reeves as the Americanized occultist. Now, continuing their look at DC comics one-off films, Stuart, Arnie, and Jakob see if Constantine’s theatrical adaptation had spirit, or was dead on arrival.
{DC Heroes}
{DC Comics Series}
{Comic Book Movie Series}
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0:00.0 | And I was a kid. I could see things. |
0:06.0 | Things humans aren't supposed to see. |
0:09.0 | You see me before you can do it again, right? |
0:12.0 | I've been watching you for a long time. |
0:15.0 | It's only in the face of horror that you truly find your nobody's self. |
0:20.0 | Look, you aren't taught to me. |
0:23.0 | Spank me, lick me, do it. |
0:27.0 | But if this poetry continues, just shoot me now. |
0:32.0 | Welcome to Now Playings DC Heroes Retrospective Series. |
0:37.0 | It's not taking a really long time. |
0:39.0 | Continuing our look at movies based on DC Comics characters, |
0:43.0 | Arnie, Stewart and Jacob, |
0:45.0 | will be reviewing the film adaptations of Take Girl. |
0:48.0 | Five times, you'll be hunt break. |
0:53.0 | Constantine. |
0:54.0 | I know the circles you travel in. |
0:56.0 | They call demonology exorcisms. |
0:59.0 | And Jonah Hanks. |
1:00.0 | Mark my words, gentlemen. |
1:02.0 | The very fate of our nation may rest on the shoulders of Jonah Hanks. |
1:07.0 | These podcasts will contain detailed plot spoilers and harsh language. |
1:11.0 | Listener discretion is advised. |
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