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Anna Faris Is Unqualified

Constance Zimmer

Anna Faris Is Unqualified

Anna Faris

Personal Journals, Comedy, Unqualifed, Annafarispodcast, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film, Society & Culture, Annafaris

4.511.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2018

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

This week’s episode of Unqualified feels like a good ol’ fashioned girl’s night as Anna and Sim welcome the incredibly smart, sexy, talented actress, Constance Zimmer (UNReal, Entourage, House of Cards)!

The conversation and laughter flow freely as these two long-time friends chat about what it’s like to be a blonde versus a brunette, Constance’s guest appearance on Mom, and the juicy details from a very memorable, very star-studded group vacation where the two first met.

“Dating Deal Breakers” gets down and dirty this week as the ladies explore guys who drink cosmos, Kegels, and some racy sexual activities.

And, for the first time in over two years, Anna reintroduces the hilarious game segment, “Bring Something Weird”. Trust us, you do not want to miss the ‘weird’ item that Constance brings with her from home!

On the phones this week, the Unqualified team first talks to Holly, 30, from Portland, who is struggling with setting boundaries for her long-distance relationship with her ex-boyfriend. Next up is Amy, 29, from Northern California, who has been hiding something from her parents and isn’t sure how to come clean.

Be sure to check out Constance Zimmer on the final season of House of Cards coming November 2.

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Constance Zimmer: @ConstanceZimmer



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0:00.0

Goodbye

0:25.2

Hi, Sam. Hi, Anna. Guess who's back?

0:32.2

Allison Janney. Allison Janney. I wish that you could like pop out from behind, you know, that chair or something.

0:39.2

Guess who's back? I don't know who. Who's back?

0:42.2

Who's back? Allison!

0:44.2

Anna, thanks for being here.

0:46.2

You're welcome. No worries. No problem. I'm hoping to be here.

0:50.2

Since we're recording this in advance, and Allison, thank you so much for doing this with us.

0:53.2

Of course. We really appreciate it. But since we're recording this in advance, we don't have feedback from last week's episode with Adam Ripon.

0:59.2

But we do have feedback on you. Oh, God.

1:02.2

So I'm going to read this. Okay. This is feedback for Anna. Here we go.

1:06.2

Oh, boy.

1:07.2

Dear Anna and Sam, I discovered your podcast earlier this year and have really enjoyed catching up with all the old shows.

1:13.2

And I'm listening to the new ones as well. I was listening to the drawd Carmichael one this morning on my way to commute and cracking up on how he hates Dessani. Fuck Dessani.

1:21.2

Anyway, Anna said something at the beginning of the podcast that made me want to write in and strongly disagree with her.

1:27.2

Uh-oh.

1:29.2

She said, I am not funny. And she said this before.

1:33.2

But this time I felt compelled to write into you guys and tell Anna that I think she is so fucking funny.

1:39.2

I laugh out loud in my car every day at the things that she says. The rags on Sim, the witty comebacks, and her improv with Karen and Kayla.

1:48.2

You're a comedy genius in my book, Anna. Oh, my God.

1:52.2

Thank you for the gift of laughter that you've given me during good times, tough times, and the mundane day to day.

1:58.2

I hated the thought that someone who makes me laugh so much and provides me with so much entertainment, maybe doesn't see that in themselves.

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