I want to say that the media gives me depression, but it's really difficult to feel depressed when I get to do a brand-new live show with one of my best mates in the entire world, who for those of you who don't know, I have legitimately harassed for a good three years about doing this.

So we're finally here, which is coincidentally the name of the show. My name is Sydney Watson.

My name is Elijah Schaeffer. We got amazing topics today, including the fact that for sure the new world order is not real because all of the people that control tech and the media have bought ads to tell you that for sure they're not all colluding together while they collude together.

We're also going to talk about something weird, a little white pill, a man who caught video of another man taking advantage of his daughter, ends up getting released from prison after, well, I don't know, killing him.

We got a lot more coming up. We are live from Dallas, Texas, and you are here.

Well, child deadlers, killing people, getting retribution, and then getting released from jail is the kind of stories we like here, but of course we got a lot of this coming up.

Thank you so much for joining us today.

I don't claim a state, can I call myself a Texan? Am I allowed to do that?

I am a native Texan born and raised here, and I am giving that to you.

I was going to say something as we come to this, I like to surround myself with very beautiful women, and on this show that's a guarantee there will be beautiful women.

And if you want to think I'm beautiful too, then I appreciate it. I don't have any sims. We have Sarah Sims, we have Sid Sims, and then we have myself.

We also have our producer for the new show, who is Brandon, and if you guys want to simp for him as well, he could deserve a little bit of a love there.

Oh, I'm sure they will at some point, and I'm sure it'll be fantastic.

Yeah, so let's get into this for a second. So obviously, this entire last couple years, we have found out the inevitable.

The truth that all of the conspiracy theorists were just giving spoiler alerts for the reality of what has been going on in the situation in Australia that has been coming down upon our heads every day has gotten so severe that a tick talker, a woman, a young girl who is living her life, who is healthy.

She's probably in her early 20s, had police interrogate her, searched through her devices, look at her personal data because somebody, a neighbor, reported to the police that she stepped outside.

I tell you the crime of stepping outside to film a tick talk, and she had to prove to them through timestamps and through her drafts and her search history that basically she did not go outside.

And we are at a point in our history where governments have gotten to a position, we're not talking about China, we're not talking about Vietnam places that have had blatant authoritarianism, that governments are colluding together to strip our liberties and to subjugate us daily to absolute madness,

like feeling like we are a threat simply because we went out and got fresh air.

Yeah, it's really bizarre because when I think Americans need to take stock of what's going on in Australia, and I keep saying this, and I'm going to keep saying it, and you keep hearing me say it, Sarah keeps hearing me say it.

It's one of these things where when we actually take a look at what's going on in the country, they've accelerated the authoritarian route in a scary, scary, scary way.

I mean, I love Australia, I miss it, I really do, but I am glad to have left because imagine being subjected to governments, and it's not just the state governments, but the federal government too, is effectively allowing the complete and out of draconian law to come into play that is directly impacting citizens in such a horrible negative way.

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