Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable, or Woodhouse Production.

This week, Bob imploresably refutes being a sicko and raises the competence conundrum

of the new world order.

Mark confirms that Aladdin should not slay guests while musing that a mad pooper could

be penis man's arch enemy, and Wade confibrates that mass surveillance is only possible via

the support of extraterrestrials.

It's time for Conspiracy Theories.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello everybody, welcome back to Distractable.

I'm today's host Wade because I dominated the landscape and crushed the opposition last

week, and I am joined by my friends, Mark and Bob.

Hey guys, hello!

Hello!

Can confirm the domination of third.

I don't remember who I beat or even what it was about because I've got the memory of

a rock, but I know I did good because I'm here in the chair.

It was unbelievable.

Performance was unmatched.

It was just a dominant on display really.

I know, I knew a lot about insert topic here.

Your opponents stood no chance.

Which one of you was the opponent?

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