Conspiracy Theories To Keep You Up At Night
Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show
Lucas & Jacob Cruikshank
4.9 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2019
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
Us bros discuss a few creepy conspiracy theories that’ll make you not want to ever go to sleep again out of fear. Okay, that was 70% a joke because the theories are sorta dumb when you actually think about them. Enjoy bros and hoes and everyone in between (we accept everyone here… even people with little big toes)!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Lucas and I'm Jacob |
| 0:07.0 | Broke the boat, host, podcast |
| 0:12.0 | What up, hoes? |
| 0:14.0 | Hi, people, everyone |
| 0:18.0 | How's everyone doing? How are you, Jacob? |
| 0:21.0 | Have I ever started out in episode 9 to say like, how are you? |
| 0:25.0 | Oh yeah, we need to like actually like get to know each other |
| 0:29.0 | How are you doing? How's your last week been? |
| 0:33.0 | It's been like so good. I actually like found out new elements of the world |
| 0:42.0 | What did you do for Valentine's Day? |
| 0:45.0 | Oh, me and my sister and one of our friends who went to we were gonna get coy |
| 0:50.0 | But then we actually ate at like this place that had such good ass food |
| 0:56.0 | And like they had flies that you dip in cheese. It was like crazy. |
| 0:59.0 | Oh my god, where was it? |
| 1:02.0 | It's in it was downtown. It's called hap-cat like no, it's in Lincoln. |
| 1:07.0 | Oh, I heard about that. |
| 1:09.0 | Yeah, it's good. What did you do for Valentine's Day? |
| 1:13.0 | Matthew and I saw them you rebel Wilson movie. |
| 1:17.0 | Any like, did you and we like got first day? |
| 1:22.0 | And I was so excited because that first Matthew was like, oh my god, we're sat next to Selena Gomez |
| 1:26.0 | And I was like, oh my god, and then I looked over and it kind of looked like her because it was just this girl with a with black hair and a ponytail |
| 1:33.0 | And the deed is cat pulled all the way down so you can't really see your eyes. |
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