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🗓️ 26 May 2024
⏱️ 82 minutes
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0:00.0 | Here we go. |
0:02.0 | You guys have been waiting for this or dreading this like I have. |
0:06.8 | We have a new dress. |
0:08.7 | This is a new picture of a new item. |
0:11.0 | Somebody win me the lottery so So I get out here. Welcome back to whatever the hell this is. We're all going to win the lottery. Get the |
0:23.2 | fuck out of here! It's a joo! Oh you guys are scaring Cheeto. |
0:27.2 | Oh, he was coming to sit in my lap and you scared him. I'm sorry. |
0:31.0 | Oh my God. Well, who cares about Cheeto? We're not going to need him. We're going to win the lottery! |
0:35.0 | No, we need more. We can buy AI robot cats. |
0:38.0 | You never have to feed them. They don't poop. |
0:40.0 | Honestly, this is all transpired from a few things in our life going right that Shane has manifested, and we thought we're going to need lottery cards. |
0:48.0 | Okay, let me explain what's happening. First of all, we have so much to get to today, so much fighting. We have a game plan that's going to tear us all apart more than the |
0:55.6 | dress more than the lottery yes and we have a new dress the lottery is the |
1:01.6 | end by the way if we win the lottery I will never see you in this format again. |
1:07.6 | That is not the possibility. We'll get to it. But first, hey, how are you guys doing? |
1:12.2 | Wow, this is such a fun night. We're good. I think we're great. Yeah |
1:17.3 | Well, Sandy is coming off at 10 hour day at Disneyland, so she's better than all she's already won the lottery. I just get so pumped when I'm there so I don't even you know I barely slept last night and then it's like I'll wake up at 5 o'clock get ready drive down there. You know just I feel real wired and I might go back after this who knows right |
1:35.6 | I'll come with you do it let's do it okay yeah how do I explain what's |
1:41.0 | happening because you guys don't understand why we're talking about the lottery so much? |
1:43.9 | Okay, let me give a little backstroke. |
1:45.2 | I was gonna say I don't understand what you're wearing. |
1:47.6 | You know, listen, sometimes targeted ads work. |
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