Conspiracy Theories and CHRIS BOYFRIEND & JERID WIFE REVEAL!!!!

The Shane Dawson Podcast

Shane Dawson

True Crime, Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 8.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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In todays episode Shane and the guys are joined by some VERY SPECIAL GUESTS!! Jerid’s wife Sandy and Chris’s boyfriend!! We played our version of The Newlywed Game that causes lots of chaos and uncomfortable moments. We also dive deep into some NEW theories that BLEW OUR MINDS! Hold on to your candy hearts and strap in for the wildest Valentines Day of your life! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	There is a fungus that in the forest attaches itself to an ant and then it slowly
0:06.0	eats the ant from the inside out.
0:08.6	Shut the f**k.
0:09.6	So it literally turns the ants into a zombie.
0:11.8	The first stage is twitching.
0:13.6	The second stage is wandering around.
0:15.6	And then the last stage is dying and being a breeding ground for mushrooms.
0:20.6	What?
0:21.6	So the last of us is about that.
0:23.2	It's about what would happen if the fungus did that to him.
0:32.4	You look like a young lesbian golfer.
0:34.4	I mean, look at this.
0:36.4	Yep, you have a pretty face.
0:38.4	I'm not afraid of a mom sweater.
0:40.3	My favorite looks is young lesbian golfer.
0:43.1	Hitting on me right in front of your wife.
0:45.1	Okay, we all get.
0:46.1	Depends on what good is.
0:48.1	I'm just kidding.
0:49.1	You're gay face.
0:51.1	What?
0:52.1	Your gay face?
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