Welcome, my creepy cats and groovy goolies.

It's time for the paranormal 60 News.

Conspiracies, ghosts, a UFO crash edition.

Let the show begin.

Let the show begin.

Yeah. I'm nother. My My God Oh, you know, Oh, you know, you're in for a hot night when you can't even get through the headline

introducing the show without stumbling and mumbling through it. But we are here. We are hot on

the hills of Halloween and just past Deo de les Mueres. My Spanish is no bueno. I apologize for that up front. So the colonel has a night

off. He's out in Europe. He has a good reason for not being here. Greg and Eric, however, are at a

paranormal conference in Texas and they got in. We were all queued up five minutes before show, I guess a storm hit.

They've been battling storms out there in Texas all day, and we lost connection.

So I see that one of them has reconnected in the green room.

The paranormal detective seems to have crawled out of the grave to make his way here with us this evening.

Greg, good evening.

Well, hello, Dave. Yeah, it's crazy. We went, we were going to go to a restaurant for a pizza,

and the guy was like, we have to get everybody out of here with tornadoes and we got it.

Wow. He closed his restaurant, but we got pizzas to go. So we came back over here and like you said, five minutes ago, man.

Oh, yeah.

And look at that.

And power gone again.

So I guess it's me all alone naturally.

So I hope you guys are ready to have some fun and I hope you're ready to get your drink on because I'm sure there's going to be a lot of stumbling and bumbling as some of these stories, it'll be the first time I'll be looking at them. God knows what's in store since the boys send over their stories to me to queue up and edit out. We're in for a fun ride, but let's get to it. Today is a pretty big day in history, folks.

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