Hello, citizens of Europe.

As spokesperson for Saps, the Society Against PlayStation,

I'd like to talk to you about a mess, threatening humanity.

It's happening right here, and our very homes and corrupting the lives of our loved ones.

Yes, friends, I'm talking about this.

It may look like a harmless bagel toaster, but inside is a deadly donut.

How do you know PlayStation is not a normal game system?

It carries these telltale signs.

Scientists say its effects are mind-boggling.

Users lose all sense of reality and enter another world.

Here we have a normal, healthy young man.

And here we have a fellow who's been experimenting with PlayStation for only a few minutes.

Proof that we saps must be on our guard.

Remember, do not underestimate the power of PlayStation.

Hello everybody and welcome to the second of our single format one console special podcasts.

We're doing these quarterly at the moment and our beloved Patreon listeners get them three months early.

This is the PlayStation show, the original PlayStation, later became known as the PS1, when remodeled and rebranded.

We'll talk a little about that later on,

of course. Head to cane and rinse.com, as we always say on a regular podcast, to find all of the

content that we produce all the other podcasts about games that we normally do. If you found us

for this PlayStation special show, we've covered something like 340 plus video games over the last seven years.

You can listen to all of those podcasts in our back catalogue. You can get the show a week earlier,

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