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Welcome to Virtual Reality Church.

Welcome to our Virtual Church.

Is there some type of way for a virtual congregation?

You're not a congregation if you don't congregate.

When you combine this access with the loss of the local,

I become my own confession

and I go around the worldwide web listening for echoes

that say back to me what I've already decided to believe.

It's time for Ratchet Radio with Tone Freeil.

If you're happy and you know it,

do you know why?

This is Ratchet Radio.

A survey says this won't knock you over with a feather.

Liberals are less happy than conservatives.

How could that possibly be? Well, traditionally,

conservative values, conservative morals, conservative politics,

conservative Christianity brings your thinking more in alignment

with reality, the way that God runs the place.

You abandon those precepts, whether you believe in him or not,

and it is kicking against the God's time,

and it hurts.

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