Oh my my, here's the Jesse Kelly show.

Let's have some fun and it's an ask Dr. Jesse Friday.

I'm going to do the best I can to calm myself down starting right about now.

You see we have an Olympian getting busted for weed.

Spanking your kids.

Of course we're going to offend everybody today.

We're pulling out of Afghanistan.

We have asked Dr. Jesse questions that are all over the map.

Black lives matter.

We have someone who wrote in from federal prison and everything else under the sun.

I'm so excited.

But this is what happens when I really happens to be a lot on Friday.

As you've noticed, I tend to have a lot of fun behind the microphone.

I can't believe I've had so many crappy jobs in my life.

I can't believe I get paid to talk now.

Especially on Fridays I get excited for the show and then the show kicks off and what

will happen is I'll start talking too fast.

And then you're not going to believe what happened next and soon I sound like an auction

ear and nobody can make out anything I'm saying.

So I'm going to calm down.

I'm not going to have any caffeine, which I really want to do right now because I love

coffee.

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