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Hi everyone, welcome to that spooky I'm Johnny.

And I'm Tyler.

And this is a weekly podcast that is turning the ghosts in your house gay.

Yeah, and you'll know that the ghosts in your house have turned gay when they start haunting you during brunch.

Absolutely. The witch hour will move up from like 3.15 am to like a good 11.

Yeah, yeah, 10.45 maybe something like that 11-ish.

Yeah, something like they're going to be nice and breezy about it. Don't worry.

Yeah, you'll be able to tell that they're there regardless of the timing because you'll feel the cold spot and you'll just hear girl on the land.

Yeah, yeah, then you will know your ghosts are gay.

Yeah, the turning has happened. Welcome. All right. Well, how are we doing today?

Delicious gorgeous and fabulous. Same here. What a coincidence.

Yeah, yeah, just diving to things then. Uh-huh.

Okay, well, spooky gay bullshit time. Now I hope that everyone joined us for our inaugural episode of spooky gay bullshit which launched last Friday October 1st.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. If you don't know what we're talking about, check the feed, baby.

Yeah, it's there and it's going to be there this Friday as well. It's going to be there every Friday.

Yeah, there's going to be a new episode. It's going to be real cute and we're just going to continue this on till the end of time, baby.

Yes. Relatively speaking, of course. All right.

Yeah. Now anyway, with that being said, you want to just dive into spooky gay bullshit today?

Let's get into it. Okay, because I think each one of us has a topic that we want to cover.

Mm-hmm. Beautiful. All right. Well, I'll go first if that's okay. It's a okay. Beautiful. All right.

Well, um, kissy kisses to B for sending this in first of all.

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