Hey guys, I'm Jerry. I'm Sierra. Relay these and we tangent. I put my hair back in a little bump it because it was I slept like for 20 minutes.

No, I know. That's kind of why I did it. No, but I always wanted one. I love bumpets. I that was like one of the things that I always wanted but then realized my hair was too thin.

So like even if I got it, it would be just like you could definitely still see the bump it. You know what I was annoying is like the colors of them were not always like.

It was like a blue and purple ones and I was like sorry for sure you're gonna be able to see that now I'm embarrassed because you're gonna know I plastic in my head.

And then this is a real bump made by my real hair. Yeah. So instead I would just do that it would like really tease. Yeah.

Tee, tea, tea, tea, tea, and then just have a fucking wrap. Bruce Delp. Oh. Yes, Bruce Galt. I said Bruce somebody. It's like Bruce.

But yeah. No, I would just have like a literal rat's nest and then I'd have to deep condition it to get it out. Yeah. Did you have when you got the bump it? Did you get the pack of three? I never had one.

I remember. Oh, but I did borrow one from a friend. That's how I knew they came in like packs of three and they were different sizes depending on how you want to know. I knew that.

I think my friend gave me the one that was like the highest one. Yeah. So I was like, who the fuck? I tried to wear it. It was. Yeah. I definitely was guilty of the bump.

I put it way too far up. So it was just like a bump up here for what? Yeah. It just extends my forehead. That was weird. Oh, I love that. I was always like weird with trends. I was always like almost. Did it cool?

I thought we were just like, I'm not on this trend. Now all of a sudden we're like, ticked out queens. What up? This is our lifeline. We love all 206,000 of you. Seriously. So my God. That's an insane number. It is. When you think about where we started, when we were excited that we have 400. I know. I know. What's up, everyone? I guess we're starting. Hello. Hello. We got to chat about bump it.

After we hit record. This is not tea. She's drinking alcohol. So. But you have to drive. I do have to drive. And I wanted to say somewhat focused because I have things. I started drinking earlier. And then I was just like, I know Jerry message me and she was like, Hey, are you ready to podcast? Haha. Just kidding. I'm drunk.

I'm not just kidding, but just like, you know, I'm drunk. I was like, that's not drunk. Yeah. No, no, it's a party. I'm a little more sober now. Only because I know I ate. Oh, that'll do it. Yeah, a little bit. I learned that a DIY.

It was a one time mistake. And I'll never do it again. I swear to God, you were barely over. I literally was. Yeah, barely. Yeah. It was kind of bullshit. But I'll never do it again. It was wrong lesson learned. Don't freaking drink a drive. Seriously. They will take your license for like a year.

They make you go and stand. Oh, I did. And oh, my God. I had a fucking girl. She drove herself drunk to do. I can't show it there. She was fucking hammered. That's actually really sad. She went with her friend to get Margarita before.

She's like one last time. Rolls. Yeah. And then we were all like, Holy shit. She drove herself yourself. Of course, it was a big thing. Then I bring the cops came. And I remember. Yeah, I sent you videos. I mean, read my roommate.

Okay, so they make you room with people like through the blinds. Like, and I'm like getting arrested so awkward. So I get there. And they're like, you have the room to yourself. And I was like, fuck yeah. I had the room to myself. I was the only one. So there was an odd number. I was like, how lucky could I be? Well, the girl who was drunk her roommate snitched on her. So that girl, they moved to my.

She was fucking cool. You got the drunk girl? No, I got the drunk girl. I got taken by the cops. Yeah, the snitch came to my room. But she was fucking cool. And she didn't even mean to say you want to be on the snitch's side.

I did. Well, here's the thing. She didn't really mean to snitch. She was like, we all at the very beginning, you're supposed to go up and you unpacked. I really didn't know I was going to talk about the other.

Here we are. All our listeners. Welcome. Like I said, you guys is a big mistake. So we all make mistakes. Yeah, I was young. It was like two years ago.

It was young as a mindset. Yeah, you could be. Yeah, I'm old. So they let you like unpack your things, whatever. But everything is on it. I tend to worry. Like they give you a time sheet.

Like, yeah, very much so. But more really annoying. So you have to be down there. Like they count you. And if you're not there, then you get in trouble. And so very first thing they go up to their room and we unpack and everybody meets their roommates.

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