All right, Leonard Schitter, simple man.

On this radio program, that can only mean one thing, and that's all things self-proclaimed simple man, all things Bill O'Reilly, all things will

Riley of Bill O'Reilly.com. Mr. O'Reilly, sir, I won't give any details, but you have a reason to be a proud papa today, in terms of athletic

achievements of one of your urchins. As you call them, your children, most people call them children, you call your children urchins.

I'm sure you're a proud dad. Congratulations on that, sir.

Well, I'm getting ready to go to England against my will, but I've got to see how my money's being spent over there, because my son's at Oxford, and he's playing lacrosse, and they waxed bath today, they're five hours ahead, 13 to 4 in the opener, so I think the Oxford guys are gloating.

I would not have given any of these details out. The facts that you are is amazing to me. When are you going over across the pond?

Well, I'm not going to tell you that, because I don't want to frighten everybody on the airport.

By the way, if a great Britain hears you're coming, they might put out an all-points bullet not to let you in the country.

I expect to be met by Scotland Yard.

Yard expected to. The only good thing in your favor is they're not armed.

You know, it's interesting. My report's back from Oxford is that it's not that woke over there. They're not doing that over there.

Wow. That's actually a great report. Just a quick diversion, funny story. So I'm in Great Britain. I'm in England. We're in London.

I don't remember what I was there covering something. I forget. But long story short is I say to my TV crew, I said, well, no one's going to know me over here.

I said, let's get some cameras. There's an anti-Trump rally. Two blocks away. It's massive.

And I said, let's go down there in the middle of it. And we'll probably have some fun and get some great tape and we'll put it on the show.

Mr. O'Reilly, how long do you think it was before a mob surrounded me, ready to kill me?

30 seconds.

Mr. O'Reilly gets an A plus plus 30 seconds. So the Bobby's the, the, you know, they're police that are unarmed, you know, literally have to get in the middle of this.

Now I'm ready to roll. You know, I'm a street kid. I'm ready. I don't, somebody wants to come at me. I'm fine with that. I don't get uncomfortable at all in those situations.

And they're like, you must leave now, sir. Mr. Hannity, you are leaving now.

Because you and I have been on World Wide TV, even though they black us out in Great Britain with the internet, everybody knows who we are everywhere I go.

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