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This is the Rob Carson Show. Hey, kids, hey kids it's hump day we got a loaded show

today oh my goodness we got virgin gabriel on today we got doug burns on today we have the godfather

of seapack on and a match slap on a day unbleblash slap on slap off there you go uh also by

the way iran is calling for a ceasefire. Do you know the only

time you call for a ceasefire? When you're getting your butt handed to you, there you go. And

Donald Trump said yesterday, no negotiation, sorry, ain't going to happen. So there you go. Keep the

butt kicking going. They are back on their heels and they, I guess what, the Ayatollah named, well, he didn't because he's dead, but they named his son, the next Ayatola. And, you know, there's a time when you want to be, you know, do what your dad did for a living, you know, maybe your dad was a lawyer, you decide to be a lawyer, you're going to become one of the names on the door, you know, or maybe you want to be an accountant like your dad. But there are a couple things you don't want to be like your dad. You don't want to be the son of evil Coneval. For instance, Robbie Coneval is like, oh, God, I mean, dad, you, for a living. You broke every bone in your body for a living all the time. That's what you did. I got to do the, okay, whatever. I'll be Robbie Canemel, Jr., whatever.

A great, whatever. I'll be Robbie Caneval,

Jr., whatever. Great, super. And then the Ayatollah. You don't want to be the sign of the Ayatollah,

especially after Donald Trump launches an attack on you to take you down. So good luck with that there, Jr. Oh, by the way, in memoriam. This is an in memoriam today for Jasmine Crockett as a politician.

Somebody slapped me and wake me the f*** up because I'm ready to get on with it.

If you could speak directly to Elon Musk, what would you say?

When I see ICE, I see slave patrols.

If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleached blind, bad-built

bush body that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?

A what now?

With her goal.

Yeah, there you go.

So Jasmine Crockett was defeated last night.

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