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🗓️ 30 November 2024
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0:00 Intro
2:18 I faked an eye injury, ruining my bday party https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1c2d4pg/aita_for_faking_a_serious_eye_injury_making_my/
7:50 We won’t throw her a bachelorettes if we’re not invited to the wedding https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1f86iij/wibta_if_i_tell_my_friend_her_bridesmaids_wont_be/
20:44 I left during my wife’s labor https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/i7tiy9/aita_for_leaving_during_my_wifes_labor/
34:35 I didn’t get the same bridesmaid dress https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1g6d620/aita_for_not_getting_the_same_dress_as_the_other/
48:39 I refused to attend my mom’s renaissance themed party https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1bbfsww/aita_for_refusing_to_attend_my_moms_renaissance/
56:11 My friend didn’t recognize my kid thus ruining her marriage https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1g6pcee/aita_for_teasing_my_friend_about_not_recognizing/
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, welcome to Reddit Stories. I'm Shane. And today's theme is all about parties, celebrations, and you name it. We've got weddings. We've got all sorts of stuff today. And I am joined by two of my friends, Angela and Chance. |
| 0:14.8 | Woo! |
| 0:18.3 | These are obviously going to be celebrations gone wrong. |
| 0:21.6 | Oh. |
| 0:23.3 | Oh, it's not like happy. |
| 0:24.4 | The nature of these stories are rarely just like, |
| 0:27.6 | and everything's good and everyone's happy. |
| 0:29.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:30.3 | This is not a wholesome episode. |
| 0:32.2 | Oh. |
| 0:32.6 | I don't believe. |
| 0:33.7 | So, have you been at parties or celebrations that have gone wrong? |
| 0:37.0 | Absolutely. |
| 0:37.7 | Absolutely. Absolutely. |
| 0:39.9 | My family threw me a surprise birthday party for my 16th birthday at Bubba Gump. |
| 0:44.4 | And I hate attention when I can't control it. |
| 0:48.3 | And I walked in there, saw everyone through a fit, started screaming, and out. And you didn't come back. No, then my dad had to go get me. Where did you go? Oh, I was just a teenager and I was crying outside and I was being like, I don't want this! I hate this! I hate this! Because it was all my mom's friends and it wasn't my friends. She got like two friends from my school, but then the rest was like my cousins. And I was like, I don't want to do this. I don't like attention. And then my dad was trying to calm me down and the waitress thought my dad was hurting me. Because I was like, get off me! Get off me! No, I made a bad celebration. It's hard to imagine you throwing a fit like that. |
| 1:28.2 | Yeah, I was a crazy teen. |
| 1:30.8 | I was screaming. |
| 1:31.9 | Wow. |
| 1:32.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:33.5 | Chance? |
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