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You're not the father.

It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

That would have been fairly uncomfortable for me to hear.

Yeah, no kidding.

Wait what?

We're the worst thing that ever happened.

It's funny how that I get... We'll get to that in a second. We'll get to that in a second. All right. First, I wanted to do this because I did a number of Chuck Norris jokes the other day on the air because it had come up with my son. He'd heard about it somehow. I was like, what is that all about? And I had to explain to him, Chuck Norris was a martial art star. And then people started this meme. And then it just became funny. And there's a lot of funny ones. And I groked it and hit him with a bunch of funny ones. But he looked up some more funny ones that I had not heard yet. The flu gets Chuck Norris shots every year. Chuck Norris doesn't play hide and seek.

He plays hide and seek.

He plays hide and pray you don't find him.

This one was from the other day,

but I thought it was so funny.

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.

Too bad.

He's never cried.

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and one more.

Uh, uh, and one more.

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