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Armstrong & Getty

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4.8 • 815 Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2026

⏱️ 15 minutes

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First, a fewChuck Norris Jokes. Next, a little reminiscing about the golden age of day time talk shows!

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.5	Guaranteed human.
0:04.6	Congratulations.
0:05.6	You're not the father.
0:06.7	It's one more thing.
0:08.6	Armstrong and Getty.
0:10.0	One more thing.
0:13.0	That would have been fairly uncomfortable for me to hear.
0:15.7	Yeah, no kidding.
0:16.8	Wait what?
0:18.1	We're the worst thing that ever happened.
0:57.4	It's funny how that I get... We'll get to that in a second. We'll get to that in a second. All right. First, I wanted to do this because I did a number of Chuck Norris jokes the other day on the air because it had come up with my son. He'd heard about it somehow. I was like, what is that all about? And I had to explain to him, Chuck Norris was a martial art star. And then people started this meme. And then it just became funny. And there's a lot of funny ones. And I groked it and hit him with a bunch of funny ones. But he looked up some more funny ones that I had not heard yet. The flu gets Chuck Norris shots every year. Chuck Norris doesn't play hide and seek.
0:55.7	He plays hide and seek.
0:57.5	He plays hide and pray you don't find him.
1:00.6	This one was from the other day,
1:01.9	but I thought it was so funny.
1:03.1	Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.
1:05.2	Too bad.
1:05.6	He's never cried.
1:06.5	Uh,
1:07.1	and one more.
1:09.9	Uh, uh, and one more.
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