Congas and Kegels

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Jay requests musical instruments for the show and the SXM staff delivered the congas. For no reason at all, the percussion instruments play a fun role in this hang. | Bob and Jay debate whether or not the comedy of Bill Hicks is still funny or out of date. Bob Newhart's humor is also on the chopping block. | Political commentator Nick Fuentes has an odd fashion style and unique views about sex. | The guys ask Christine for her expertise in understanding what are kegel exorcises. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:19.5	Oh, guys, ginger alert. Ginger alert. Ginger alert. What? What? Ginger's coming in? Ginger at the doors. Keep staring at Christine. Oh, my God, I'm now. I've locked eyes with her. She's locked. We're so bonded now. Oh, I know. Bring her in. Oh, great. Bring her in, bring her in, bring us.
0:20.1	This is our congas?
0:20.8	I think so.
0:21.8	Yes.
0:23.0	Yes, indeed.
0:23.5	I'm sorry.
0:24.0	What?
0:20.8	Jay. now. Oh, I know what that's from. Bring her in, bring her in, bring her in. This is our congas? I think so.
0:21.8	Yes.
0:39.6	Yes, indeed. I'm sorry. What? Jay? Yeah. Wait a minute. Why are you not shocked that there's a conga in the studio? Why is everybody... Well, I requested it. When did you... Why are you requesting Congus? Because I was walking by the big performance studio that we walked by. Yeah. And there's all these cool instruments in there. And there's all these cool instruments. And I'm like, is this as serious as instruments? Like, are we as a serious employee just able to play with whatever the fuck we want to play with? And when I came in, DJ Lou said, yeah we just got to ask and i was like really so and then he was like yeah but they'll do it i go
0:58.5	i'll get that conga in here the conga's the worst no you like it all right shalia e come on be b b b, Chile, E. Come on, do that conga, no, you can control yourself. Can you put it in between? Oh, you get two of them? Yeah. You want a conga? No, I'd like to see you play. Swing Bobby over at Congo? You don't want to do that. I do feel that anyone can be a master of the Congo.
1:28.8	Oh, yeah.
1:29.3	It's like crooning.
1:31.0	It's the crooning of instruments.
1:32.8	It's possibly the first time I've ever touched a Congo in my life,
1:35.2	and I've already been pretty good, with one hand.
1:37.2	You sounded fabulous.
1:41.2	Bobby, I bet you're a great Congo player.
1:44.7	Oh, my God, it has a little...
1:49.0	Dude, let's do stomp in the studio.
1:52.0	Guys, hour and 45-minute stomp sesh.
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