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🗓️ 6 February 2025
⏱️ 73 minutes
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0:00.0 | Are you a smart booker or a silly booker? |
0:07.4 | Smart bookers get access to a three airport lounge by booking a five-star holiday with On the Beach. |
0:13.8 | Silly bookers? |
0:14.8 | Well, enjoy those cues at the bar. |
0:17.1 | Stop booking around and visit on the beach.com. |
0:22.2 | Conditions apply. |
0:25.6 | Seven night minimum stay outbound only from selected airports for up to six people, |
0:26.4 | Atoll protected. |
0:29.7 | On the beach. |
0:34.7 | On January 24th, Academy Award winner Michelle Yo takes command. |
0:36.0 | Gather your people. |
0:38.1 | We're going to need every one of them. |
0:42.5 | In Section 31, a new Star Trek original movie on Paramount Plus. |
0:46.6 | Section 31 is just a place for people to bend the rules. |
0:48.5 | Starfleet is here to make sure no one commits my guys. |
0:50.3 | What a cute idea. |
0:51.9 | This is chaos. |
0:52.8 | Let's get messy. |
0:59.7 | Don't miss the worldwide premiere of Star Trek Section 31, streaming January 24th, exclusively on Paramount Plus. |
1:07.5 | Hello, everybody. |
1:30.8 | Welcome once again to the weekly show podcast. My name is John Stewart. I will be your host for the day. We're recording this. It is February 4th. It is a beautiful Tuesday. I'm going to say morning. It is sort of morning-ish. It is fucking freezing here. And the news is moving in a manner that I have not quite seen it move in quite some time. The deluge is very much that Maxel commercial |
1:38.1 | where you're sitting on the chair and it's just blowing past you. I don't know. By the time this gets to your Sony Walkman, as you're listening to it, people still use those. |
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