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Guaranteed Human.

Yeah, you look like a guy that's going golfing.

No, I look like a guy that is going to go golfing with random kid Cody, our old intern,

have not seen him in a good, probably here.

Last time I saw him, Clinton was in office.

Yeah, it's been a while.

I think Reagan was running for re-election when I saw him.

Got it.

It's going to be amazing, dude.

It's going to be golf.

I really have these on because I couldn't find pants this morning.

And so I just had to leave without pants. Yeah, I always lay them out the day

before. And every single day of the week, my wife's probably ready to kill me. I say the exact same

sentence. Honey, the clothes that are on the couch, those aren't like they need to be put away. I put

them there just before I go to bed just so that they're ready for me.

And she goes, I know.

I know.

But I just, there's been the times where she'll fold laundry and scoop mine up and I wake up in the morning. I'm like, where's my clothes? I'm going to have to go to work naked. Yeah, I don't worry about my wife folding clothes because that ain't happening. Let's be real. That's not happening.

So if there's one thing is safe, if I lay my clothes out, I guarantee you they're going to be there tomorrow, the next day, the day after that. They will never be picked up. So we're good. And then we realized the cat was knocking them down. So when I put them on the couch, the cat thinks it's a fort. So there would be times my clothes Bispy laying on the ground ground and I'd go hey honey um I know I told you that I was gonna be wearing those clothes in the morning they were

they were on the ground did you set them down there for some reason she goes no I would not have

put your clothes in the ground okay okay week later there's my jeans on the ground my nice shirt

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