Confident Wrongness

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2023

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Protestors might have gotten a win at Burning Man this year, but that won't stop them from keeping the "ethos" positive. You can't cheat your way to becoming great, you gotta go through the struggle too. Also, turns out we do like women's sports!Topics Include: Intro (0:00)End of an era (15:45)Becoming great (26:55)Burning man pt.2 (43:50)Turns out we do like women's sports (53:08) Fan emails (1:04:10)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Miracle Made: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEWILDGRAIN: Get $30 OFF the first box PLUS free Croissants in every box at Wildgrain.com/netpositive to start your subscriptionMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious the net, it's a positive.
0:15.0	Tour dates.
0:17.0	Tour dates ladies and gentlemen net positive welcome to the show baby Oklahoma City
0:30.0	Next not this weekend but next baby we're starting to tour bus back up baby we on the road
0:37.4	Oklahoma City Tulsa Wichita Springfield middle America is how we start maybe and then we go to Canada, Ottawa, Peterborough, London.
0:47.0	Then we're finishing up on, let's see, September in Myrtle Beach and Roanoke, Virginia, October.
0:55.3	We're coming to Greensboro, Atlanta, Birmingham, Cedar Rapids, Springfield, Illinois, and
1:01.6	Evansville, Indiana.
1:03.6	Math capital of the world.
1:04.6	Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that.
1:06.1	Every time they, actually, the Evansville City Council,
1:09.6	they emailed and they go, hey, can you make sure you mention that?
1:12.4	Sometimes you forget it. emailed and they go, hey, can you make sure you mention that?
1:12.6	Sometimes you forget it.
1:14.0	Uh, November, Columbus, Ohio.
1:18.0	Yoli L'O-Yoliet Illinois.
1:21.0	That's a Spanish accent. I don't know why I did that, it was probably appropriation.
1:24.8	Rockford, Illinois, Milwaukee, Winnipeg, Edmonton, and Calgary of the NHL cities of Canada then were ending November and Redding York, Pennsylvania,
1:36.8	sold out Norfolk, Richmond, Virginia, and Abilene.
1:41.4	And then there's a bunch of tour dates in December that we don't want to bore you with but those are almost about filling up.
1:47.8	I think we're adding a fourth show now in Phoenix which is dang
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