"Confidence Is A Mental Illness" Pt. 2 (w/ Max Wittert)
Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat
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4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 23 August 2019
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Cat, Pat, and special guest Max Wittert discuss fucking cellos, furries, NY being slow, slapping dads, and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | forever |
| 0:30.0 | We'll see |
| 0:40.6 | So this is a promo for genie in the bottle what's it called? I dream of genie |
| 0:51.1 | He's so happy. I don't want to say anything |
| 0:53.1 | Hey |
| 0:59.1 | Ready |
| 1:09.1 | And |
| 1:15.1 | Hi, my name is Max Witter and I don't do well at improvising songs |
| 1:23.1 | I |
| 1:25.1 | So for you to just worry about last night. Oh, what? |
| 1:27.8 | We really |
| 1:28.8 | Were gonna say |
| 1:29.8 | Hi, so okay, I once |
| 1:33.3 | Was gonna write a parody to that song about like shitting my pants doing a story about shooting my pants |
| 1:38.3 | And then I literally the week that I had started writing that I went to see you to show and you like sang a song about |
| 1:44.4 | Shitting your pants or something I don't have to take a shit in the street. Oh, yeah |
| 1:47.9 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I was like oh well, I forfeit |
| 1:51.4 | How you got it |
| 1:53.4 | You're yawning no, I'm just like I'm |
| 1:56.4 | No, no, no, no, no, you're annoyed by what I'm really feeling right now is that I'm annoyed that I can't like stay longer because I'm |
| 2:03.4 | Have to do these lines. I don't know what you mean. I know what you mean. We can just practice them on the plot last night |
| 2:08.4 | I wait after my show I went to have a grill |
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